Fairy tales have never been more succinct.

You take the red pill, you stay in pun-land, and you see how deep the awful wordplay goes.

So many math jokes that they may distort your local spacetime.

Love comes to us all. Even logicians.

Even genies can't make people understand algebra.

Math 40: Trying to Visualize a Fourth Dimension.

And may his ideas, now in motion, forever remain in motion.

When it comes to coffee, every day is Thanksgiving.

And I'm above the 99th percentile on any exam whose answers are scored by resemblance to mine.