To me, the very phrase “word problems” sounds bizarre. It’s like “food meals” or “page novels.”
Author: Ben Orlin
Are You a Dish-Washing Robot?
To see what math class is like for memorization-driven students, imagine that you’re a household robot.
Number Smoothies
Voila, you've got a solution, no thinking required!
How to Avoid Thinking in Math Class
"I always tell people," my dad said, "the point of school is to help you not to think."
And Equality for All
Like Roald Dahl and Catherine-Zeta Jones, the equals sign was born in Wales.
The Religions of Academia
Computer Science: God threw something together under a 7-day deadline. He's still debugging.
The Sixth Sense for Multiplication
You've been multiplying from behind a blindfold. Tear that cloth from your eyes, and begin to see!
Inefficient Spaceships
This spaceship is designed for five passengers? But I'm mostly going to ride it alone. Doesn't that waste space and fuel?
Don’t Let a Mathematician Write Your Political Slogans
Change We Can Believe In? Or Delta-Y We Can Verify Empirically?
Once, There Weren’t Numbers
Once there weren’t numbers, and life was cold and sad. You might say “I’ve got lots of stuff!” but not how much you had.


