Matrix Jokes Ben Orlin Cartoons March 7, 2018March 7, 2018 1 Minute (NOTE: This is perhaps the dumbest post I’ve ever done. I couldn’t be prouder.) Share this:FacebookTwitterMoreEmailLike this:Like Loading... Published March 7, 2018March 7, 2018
19 thoughts on “Matrix Jokes”
You’ve outdone yourself, Ben!
I’m off to lunch for Echelons of Lamb with a Gaussian reduction.
The Matrix isn’t real…its complex.
If you take the red pill there is no turning back, it is singular and has no inverse.
Shouldn’t we say the Neo is “the Identity” and not “the one,”
For a time they thought Trinity might be the idenity. Then they realized it wasn’t Hermitian.
I’m trying to free your mind, but I can only show you the door. You’re the one that has to walk through it.
Umm…you misspelled popcorn.
Haha! I love posts like this
Q: Why did Neo start playing basketball?
A: He wanted to be in Jordan form.
Q: What was the Agents’ ultimate goal?
A: Smith normal form.
Canoes are paddled, not rowed. You need to change the boat type. Perhaps a racing shell instead of a canoe?
Reblogged this on softwaremechanic.
They are awesome.. Had a good laugh. Very creative 🙂
Oh my God, these puns! You’re going to hell for these, dude.
I think your matrix turns the lightbulb counter-clockwise. I.e., it screws the lightbulb out, not in.
Wow! Favorite post ever.
Should I admit I loved this post? No, they’ll call me a nerd… Oh well, I laughed out loud! 😀
Well, in RGB color space, the only color “orthogonal” to red and blue is green.