My third book comes out today.
Eight stories in two minutes.
How do you teach the unteachable age?
Hey, did you feel time forking just now? No? Me neither.
I'm not just a dot/ On a big scatter plot/ Or a cell in Excel/ Or a simplified thought!
I climbed past trillions and googols, in search of infinity.
My chairman was indignant. “How can they all be A’s?” he asked. “Is this some kind of joke?”
Did you find your jaw hanging open wider than a Warner Brothers cartoon? Check "yes" or "no."