How a mathematician celebrates the Fourth of July.
To be fair, they're pretty nice pizzas.
I usually go with The Poetic. But sometimes I prefer The Ad Hoc.
I need these symbols yesterday.
Why do you need trigonometry? Because... uh... iPhones.
Riemann... is it "REE-min"? "RYE-min"? "REE-mon"?
Or is it, "metaphors for unfortunate teaching"?
Albert also needs to work on his computational fluency and precision. When you grow up, Albert, no one will be there to do your computations for you!
What does an ostrich have to do with mathematics?