Timeless. Elegant. Quadratic.
Note: It should approach infinite steepness as it nears your lip.
Everyone’s favorite mustache of measure zero.
These edges and vertices look good on all faces.
Getting triggy with it.
Want a cos-‘stache, but prefer to break your face’s bilateral symmetry? I have a suggestion!
For the graph theorist who’s handy with a razor.
Spouse: “That’s hideous.” You: “C’mon, it’s only a point discontinuity.”
A.K.A. “the trivial ‘stache,” “additive identity ‘stache,” and “the spouse-pleaser.”
The elemental ‘stache of which all other ‘staches are constituted.
Very hard to grow with more than one layer of self-similarity. Even harder to grow with more than one ounce of self-respect.
A.K.A. “inverse ‘stache,” “‘stache complement,” and “fuzz-face.”
Elegant. Parallel, but not *too* parallel.
Spouse: “What’s wrong with you? That’s not normal.” You: “Well, technically…”
Absolute value? Indeed. Aesthetic value less clear.
Only for the skilled razor-wielder. Or for the teenager whose facial hair grows in *very* strange patches.
Eventually extends to any point on your face, with probability 1!
A mustache of social consciousness. A.K.A. the “two Hitlers make a positive” ‘stache.