Timeless. Elegant. Quadratic.Note: It should approach infinite steepness as it nears your lip.
Everyone’s favorite mustache of measure zero.These edges and vertices look good on all faces.Getting triggy with it.Want a cos-‘stache, but prefer to break your face’s bilateral symmetry? I have a suggestion!For the graph theorist who’s handy with a razor.Spouse: “That’s hideous.” You: “C’mon, it’s only a point discontinuity.”A.K.A. “the trivial ‘stache,” “additive identity ‘stache,” and “the spouse-pleaser.”The elemental ‘stache of which all other ‘staches are constituted.Very hard to grow with more than one layer of self-similarity. Even harder to grow with more than one ounce of self-respect.A.K.A. “inverse ‘stache,” “‘stache complement,” and “fuzz-face.”Elegant. Parallel, but not *too* parallel.Spouse: “What’s wrong with you? That’s not normal.” You: “Well, technically…”Absolute value? Indeed. Aesthetic value less clear.Only for the skilled razor-wielder. Or for the teenager whose facial hair grows in *very* strange patches.Eventually extends to any point on your face, with probability 1!A mustache of social consciousness. A.K.A. the “two Hitlers make a positive” ‘stache.
Huh. Kinda makes me want to plug my personified math down here, where I’ve been doing similar math hairstyles for over six years now, off and on…. including fractals, though not in that way. Of course, some of the thinking is new to me, and Brownian in particular is rather clever, very nicely done. (I feel the “dual stache” might also look better if you’re Bigfoot…)
Whoa, that immediately lands in my “top 10 google image search results” list.
I knew I liked Dali.
Have you seen his painting where he uses the net of a hypercube as a metaphor for Jesus (higher-dimensional being visiting us here in our three-dimensional land)?
What about the Ï€’Stache ? (Pi)
Could look pretty sharp. Like a Fu Manchu with a wavy bridge in the middle?
You could probably use Occam’s Razor on some of those.
Not only could, Shecky, but *should.*
Huh. Kinda makes me want to plug my personified math down here, where I’ve been doing similar math hairstyles for over six years now, off and on…. including fractals, though not in that way. Of course, some of the thinking is new to me, and Brownian in particular is rather clever, very nicely done. (I feel the “dual stache” might also look better if you’re Bigfoot…)
https://mathtans.blogspot.ca/2017/04/math-character-bible.html
To be fair, *everything* looks better if you’re Bigfoot.
Salvador Dali has worn most of these.
https://www.google.com/search?q=salvador+dali+moustache&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiRhZfMu4TVAhUV2GMKHTpqCEYQ_AUICigB&biw=1164&bih=824
Whoa, that immediately lands in my “top 10 google image search results” list.
I knew I liked Dali.
Have you seen his painting where he uses the net of a hypercube as a metaphor for Jesus (higher-dimensional being visiting us here in our three-dimensional land)?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crucifixion_(Corpus_Hypercubus)
A step-stache would be very functional for ascendant face-crawlers and postage-purchasers.
I like that – like a greatest-integer-‘stache? Or more of a simple Heaviside-‘stache?
I Must-ache you a question: What made you decide to do mustaches?
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