Student #1: Look, Mr. Orlin, we all signed this petition!
Me: “We, the undersigned, would like to have Calculus all day, every day.” Hey, I’m glad you guys are enjoying the class.
Student #2: Can you change the schedule?
Me: Well, logistics aside, you guys only got two signatures on this.
Student #1: What are you talking about? Annie signed it too!
Me: Her name is in your handwriting. And she’s glaring at us.
Student #2: Look, it’s a petition. Take it or leave it.