9 thoughts on “Dear Mathematician Who Discovered Me…”

Dear Hilbert,

This 5-star accomodation you have provided me has a seemingly never-ending mini-bar. I’ve drunk all the even-numbered spirits and I’m now seeing double. I need a lie down!
I luv you *hic*
Hotel Paradox

Oh, sure. I’m not good enough to be a THEOREM, eh? And I’m just the same as that fancy pants Axiom of Choice. Nice work, cheapskate. Kuratowski beat you to me by thirteen years, so there!

Dear Hilbert,

This 5-star accomodation you have provided me has a seemingly never-ending mini-bar. I’ve drunk all the even-numbered spirits and I’m now seeing double. I need a lie down!

I luv you *hic*

Hotel Paradox

Love this one!

How can you tell? Hilbert’s Hotel looks the same seeing double as it does normally.

“venn” is super hilarious. I enjoyed reading the post as usual

Dear Zorn,

Oh, sure. I’m not good enough to be a THEOREM, eh? And I’m just the same as that fancy pants Axiom of Choice. Nice work, cheapskate. Kuratowski beat you to me by thirteen years, so there!

I got yer maximal element right here,

“Your” Lemma

Dear Descartes,

How dare you calling me imaginary.

It makes me sound trivial, lightweight, a distraction an irrevancy.

It is not true! I am complex.

√ -1

The horse drawing is my favorite. “Oops.”

Dear Mandelbrot Set,

Big butt? Our revolutionary diet will help you. Divide yourself in a 100×100 grid and zoom in.

All the best,

Julia.

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