- What do you call a rigorous demonstration that a statement is true?
- If “proof,” then you’re a mathematician
- If “experiment,” then you’re a physicist
- If you have no word for this concept, then you’re an economist
- What do you call a slow, painful, computationally intense method of solving a problem?
- If “engineering,” then you’re a mathematician
- If “mathematics,” then you’re an engineer
- What do you call a person who is in their first job after a PhD?
- If “postdoc,” then you’re a mathematician or physicist
- If “assistant professor,” then you’re an economist
- If “wealthy,” then you’re a computer scientist
- If you have no word for a job after a PhD, then you’re in the humanities, and you have our condolences
- What do you call a calculator with graphing capabilities?
- How do you pronounce “Pythagorean”?
- If you pronounce it “pithAGorEan,” then you’re a mathematician
- If you pronounce it “PITHaGORean,” then you’re a physicist
- If you just mumble the word and hope no one notices, then you’re a TA
- What name do you use for the person who invented calculus?
- If “Leibniz,” then you’re a mathematician
- If “Newton,” then you’re a physicist
- If “magical wizard,” then you’re probably not ready for grad school
- What do you say after successfully proving your point beyond all doubt?
- If “QED,” then you’re a mathematician
- If “the prosecution rests,” then you’re a mathematician with a flair for drama
- If you do not believe proof beyond all doubt is possible, then you’re a scientist
- What do you call a simplified representation of reality, such as imagining a physical system with no friction or air resistance?
- If “a model,” then you’re a computer scientist
- If “an approximation,” then you’re an engineer
- If you call this “reality,” then you’re an economist
- How do you refer to a piece of work that suffers from one small but visible mistake?
- If “rough,” then you’re an engineer
- If “as good as it’s going to get,” then you’re a computer scientist
- If “worthless,” then you’re a mathematician
- What do you call a formal gathering of professionals from your field?
- If “a conference,” then you’re a physicist
- If “a start-up,” then you’re a computer scientist
- If “an advisory panel to the president,” then you’re an economist
- If “a game of D&D,” then you’re a mathematician
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This is brilliant! Particularly from a Mathematics undergrad’s perspective!
I was an engineer with a Math degree…
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Like a lot…thanks for post!
“1. What do you call a rigorous demonstration that a statement is true?”
D. If “steps to reproduce” or “reproduction”, then you’re a computer scientist.
8. What do you call a simplified representation of reality, such as imagining a physical system with no friction or air resistance?
D. If “an abstraction,” then you’re a mathematician.
Wonderful, thank you so much.
5. What’s a TA?
7. Wouldn’t Gödel have answered C? He was a mathematician…