- What do you call a rigorous demonstration that a statement is true?
- If
**“proof**,” then you’re a mathematician
- If
**“experiment,” **then you’re a physicist
- If
**you have no word for this concept, **then you’re an economist

- What do you call a slow, painful, computationally intense method of solving a problem?
- If
**“engineering,” **then you’re a mathematician
- If
**“mathematics,”** then you’re an engineer

- What do you call a person who is in their first job after a PhD?
- If
**“postdoc,” **then you’re a mathematician or physicist
- If
**“assistant professor,” **then you’re an economist
- If
**“wealthy,”** then you’re a computer scientist
- If
**you have no word for a job after a PhD, **then you’re in the humanities, and you have our condolences

- What do you call a calculator with graphing capabilities?
- If
**“an antique,”** then you’re a computer scientist
- If
**“my precious,”** then you’re an engineer
- If
**“the poor man’s Wolfram Alpha,”** then you’re a mathematician
- If
**“kinda hard to use,”** then you’re an honest mathematician

- How do you pronounce “Pythagorean”?
- If you pronounce it
**“pithAGorEan,”** then you’re a mathematician
- If you pronounce it
**“PITHaGORean,”** then you’re a physicist
- If you
**just mumble the word and hope no one notices**, then you’re a TA

- What name do you use for the person who invented calculus?
- If
**“Leibniz,”** then you’re a mathematician
- If
**“Newton,”** then you’re a physicist
- If
**“magical wizard,”** then you’re probably not ready for grad school

- What do you say after successfully proving your point beyond all doubt?
- If
**“QED,” **then you’re a mathematician
- If
**“the prosecution rests,” **then you’re a mathematician with a flair for drama
- If
**you do not believe proof beyond all doubt is possible**, then you’re a scientist

- What do you call a simplified representation of reality, such as imagining a physical system with no friction or air resistance?
- If “
**a model**,” then you’re a computer scientist
- If
**“an approximation**,” then you’re an engineer
- If you call this
**“reality,”** then you’re an economist

- How do you refer to a piece of work that suffers from one small but visible mistake?
- If
**“rough,” **then you’re an engineer
- If
**“as good as it’s going to get,” **then you’re a computer scientist
- If
**“worthless,” **then you’re a mathematician

- What do you call a formal gathering of professionals from your field?
- If
**“a conference,” **then you’re a physicist
- If
**“a start-up,” **then you’re a computer scientist
- If
**“an advisory panel to the president,”** then you’re an economist
- If
**“a game of D&D,” **then you’re a mathematician

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This is brilliant! Particularly from a Mathematics undergrad’s perspective!

I was an engineer with a Math degree…

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Like a lot…thanks for post!

“1. What do you call a rigorous demonstration that a statement is true?”

D. If “steps to reproduce” or “reproduction”, then you’re a computer scientist.

8. What do you call a simplified representation of reality, such as imagining a physical system with no friction or air resistance?

D. If “an abstraction,” then you’re a mathematician.